Thread: Men in tights advice from the most amazing man in the world.

Palms I think you might get a kick out of this one

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a-- Innovative
b-- Preliminary
c-- Proliferation
d-- Cinnamon

Things that are VERY dificult to say when you're drunk:
a-- Specificity
b-- Anti-constitutionalistically
c-- Passive-aggressive disorder
d-- Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
a-- Nope, no more drinks, I've had enough
b-- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
c-- You're right; I can't jump over that table.
d-- No, I don't want to use my ATM card to withdraw more cash.
e-- Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street, the parking lot or heaven's forbid your car.