Thread: Norwegian Air Passenger Upset, Writes Poem ....Name Change Fee, Food.

Why can't you be fair
Norwegian Air
No headphones do you include
Nine hours with no free food
The stress of a sixty quid bag
Would make the plumpest of mammories sag
Aviational scandals from Scandinavian vandals
You're a disgrace to the Norwegian flag
And Kiwi.com you're just as bad
Helping these rogues as there's money to be had
Is it hard to operate with decency?
To cooperate and offer leniency?
I admit it was wrong to put his first name as Bill
William Edward Gabriel, the seat who's bum will fill
One hundred and twenty euros for what?
For two minutes of typing that's rather a lot
Why can't you be fair
Norwegian Air
Just skip that ammendment fee
And just let us change it for free