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    Cool Idiotic (But Real) Travel Complaints

    Idiotic (But Real) Travel Complaints
    A few of the best


    “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don‘t like spicy food.”


    "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”


    “No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”


    “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”


    It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”


    “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”


    You gotta laugh.


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    This is the best one. As a reservations lead I thought I had heard it all but apparently not!

    Quote Originally Posted by Migflanker View Post
    Idiotic (But Real) Travel Complaints
    A few of the best


    “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don‘t like spicy food.”


    "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”


    “No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”


    “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”


    It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”


    “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”


    You gotta laugh.


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    I think I really like # 12 and 19 just slays me! They are are so incredibly ridiculous. Ah, UK travelers in their best light. Bet the men wore sandals and black socks! I don't do smileys but mine would be rolling on the floor.
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    Still more wacky travel questions (Cruise)


    “Does the ship dock in the middle of town?”


    “Does the sun always rise on the left side of the ship?”


    “Is trap shooting held outside?”


    “How do we know which photos are ours?”


    “What time is the 2 o’clock tour?”


    “Is the island surrounded by water?”


    And


    Pax to room steward: “Did someone die in my room, because I think there’s a ghost in my wardrobe.”
    After an investigation it was determined that the noise was caused by the ship’s movement. The ship’s turns made the hangers in the wardrobe clang together.
    There were no ghosts. *wink*
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    First world problems?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbalistreri View Post
    First world problems?
    No, I think these people are just clueless. A first world problem is more like complaining about having to get into a hot car because your remote starter isn’t working.
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