In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
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In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
- W.C. Fields
“Who is this -moderation- people are telling me to drink with?!”
- anonymous
Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise. :o
- George Carlin
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
- anonymous
“If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.”
- Anonymous gate agent.
FA: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Los Angeles, the local time is 3:45pm.”
PAX: “Is that Central or Pacific?”
“Are we going to see nothing but water the whole flight?”
Question posed to FA, LAX to HNL flight
“A mile of road will take you a mile, a mile of runway will take you anywhere.”
- anonymous
“How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”
- anonymous
"now look what you did, mrs767er, you got Mig all excited"
-spongebue