Cartagena sex scandal

Oversexed, overpaid and over here!

Ok, thus far, as far as military goes, they got 11 military guys messing around with Colombian hookers. The count was..

6 U.S. Army Special Forces
2 U.S. Navy Explosive Ordinance Disposal technicians
2 U.S. Marine Corps dog handlers
1 U.S. Air Force (Airman)


Darned it. Had to include a pair of Marine dog handlers. I guess they pushed aside their dogs and commenced handling something better. I hope RALPH and KILLER (the two dogs) at least got themselves a sexy Colombian poodle.

And darned if it included almost all branches of service. I just noted that the USCG is only branch of service with a clean slate in Cartagena. Their services were probably not required in Colombia therefore, no coasties around there.

Does this mean that the two dogs get busted too? Or are they sitting somewhere in a Colombia dog pound?

Maybe they're in la casa de bow wow?

So these poor guys are probably going to get reassigned somewhere.
The six Army Special Forces guys will probably go to Fort Polk Louisiana???
The two Navy Explosives Disposal guys to Diego Garcia????
The two USMC dog handlers probably to Amphibian Assault units in Camp Lejune????
And the Airman to Greenland???
"bye bye Colombia, it was great while it lasted. The party is over."