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Golf
A man and a group of friends are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer, His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Alligators
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise producing devices; such as, little bells on their clothing, to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly.
They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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Well you know Florida is the land of the odd. I would not doubt the alligator story really happened.
Did you know more Jerry Springer guests come from Florida then any other state? Need I say more.
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...and I always thought it was CA that was the land of fruits, nuts and flakes.
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A true Floridian
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won't pull off the road just to look at an alligator
wears a sweater when it gets below 70 degrees
won't yell "SHARK" when they see a group of porpoise playing in the surf
knows "waterfront property" isn't a condominium on a man-made canal 25 miles from the ocean
Laughs when Northerners say Florida doesn't have seasons
And a true Floridian knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 on the freeway- you say, "Bless her heart" and go on your way.[/list]http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emotic...on_biggrin.gif http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emotic...on_biggrin.gif
Keep'em flying
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