Global ENTERTAINMENT

Sell your soul to homeland security by joining GLOBAL ENTRY PROGRAM. Come to the interview with an attitude they don't like and you lose out on your 100 dollar interview with no recourse. This is for people that never had anything in their real lives and just want govenment id's so they can brag to their freinds about. "Lookie at me.....I'm screened and buddy buddy with the U.S. government and I get special treatment to....so there..."

I Sold My Soul to the Department of Homeland Security - The Awl