45% Off UVF Resort Hotel..Stress Kills, Check In.

Calabash Cove Resort & Spa, a boutique oceanfront hotel on Saint Lucia, is offering a 45% savings on regular room rates from January 5-31, 2016. Rooms must be booked by November 30 to receive the special discount. Discounted room rates start at $330 for a Sunset Ocean View Jr. Suite, per night, double occupancy, including breakfast daily. A minimum five-night stay is required to receive the discount, which is not combinable with other offers. To book the special discount, visit www.CalabashCove.com.
"Research shows that 56% of Americans have not taken a vacation in the last year," commented Konrad Wagner, Managing Director of Calabash Cove Resort & Spa, "We want to encourage all those hard-working people to enjoy life now."
According to the US Travel Association, traveling has incredible benefits from reducing stress and blood pressure to increasing overall life satisfaction. To add to the stress reduction, Ti Spa, located at Calabash Cove, offers an array of therapeutic massages, with services available on the beach, in a gazebo, or in the spa's private treatment rooms. Healthy eating also adds to the benefits of travel. In addition to an assortment of freshly squeezed local fruits juices available daily, Chef Thierry of Windsong, the hotel's main restaurant, offers gluten-free menu choices and vegetarian dishes. An added benefit of travel is physical exercise and Calabash Cove offers a fitness room, large freshwater swimming pool ideal for laps and lounging, and complimentary use of the ocean kayaks. For on-island excursions, adventures and culinary explorations, Calabash Coves concierge assists guests in planning a week full of stress-relieving exploration and relaxation.

I was pretty psyched until I put in our dates. $477 for B&B rate and $593 AI. Oh yeah, add 10% service charge PLUS 10% tax. $2900 for 5 nts? It's a beautiful small resort but for those prices, I can do a luxury safari lodge!
I think I'll keep scouring SecretEscapes.