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A mile of road will take you a mile, but a mile of runway will take you anywhere
--Anonymous

If the Wright brothers were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.
--Herb Kelleher, Southwest-June 1994

You sure look different in your clothes
--Gate agent after suddenly realizing the well-dressed passenger she just checked through, is a mechanic she see everyday. [/list]

Keep'em flying