And then, get this. The COLOR CODED LEVELS OF SECURITY. What a joke. I was in MaCallen, a rinky dink two gate airport with a security color at orange which was something like be on alert kind of security code, which I bet they never change it to a lower code. Then one fat TSA guy walks by the line looking at each passenger like he knows how to find a terrorist or something. I wanted so badly to ask him...."Hey, what are you doing man"? But being that I was with my wife, I didn't want to get labled as a sht dstrber I opted to keep my mouth shut. BUT WHAT A JOKE MAN. WHAT A JOKE. I'd like to walk behind that TSA guy one day in the middle of his duties and pull down his pants to where only his shorts are exposed so the airport can get a laugh or two.