Ok, this happened back in 1996, but it was bizarre so I thought I would share.

I was sitting in first class on board an America West 757. It was flight 700 from BOS to LAS.
The F/A was coming around with the cabin service and asked what I would like to drink.
I ordered my usual gin and tonic.
At this point the F/A kneels down beside my seat and quietly tells me that she is sick and tired of nonrevs coming on board like they own the place and eating/drinking the plane out of house and home.
She tells me that she will get my my drink but that is it. Nothing more after that.
I was just in shock and I was thinking to myself, "Miss, I don't know what he did to you, but I am not that guy"
I always behave like an angel when I nonrev. I would never jeopardize this great benefit.
I finished my drink and went to sleep.

Anyone else have any crazy stories??