Introduction/Check In

I was going to post this introduction in "my profile", but there wasn't enough room, so I decided to start my own thread. ;) ;)
Hopefully it wll give you guidance in writing your own forum profile, or, at least provide a "comfortable/relaxed" place for new members to introduce themselves to the forum. :lol:


About me--
I am a dynamic individual with a range of interests. I enjoy aviation, traveling, photography and gadgets. I have written award winning operas (oh yeah!), correctly guessed the number of hard-boiled eggs in a jar at the LA County Fair and once defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious ants with only a hoe and a glass of water. -Trip report to follow-

I have perfect pitch. I am an abstract artist, a plastic container analyst and a ruthless bid whist player.

I am an expert in Conga line dancing and have particpated in both the California and Illinois Conga Line Dance Tournaments. I can pilot unicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and can bake 30 minute brownies in nineteen minutes. In my leisure time I like to build gazebos in my backyard ( I use recycled wood) and I enjoy urban hang-gliding and full-contact shadow karate.

I once read Paradise Lost, the Da Vinci Code and Moby Dick in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room set before dinner. Last summer I toured the Midwest with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. Children love me, tree frogs and squirrels fear me and my garden has earned me fame in international botany circles.

I can hurl a tennis ball at small moving objects with deadly accuracy at 300 yards.

Years ago I discovered the secret of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only jelly beans, tofu and a microwave and have played Hamlet, Lady Macbeth and Little Orphan Annie on stage (Hamlet & Annie in the same production) and "passenger #3" in a made for TV movie. I have performed emergency brain surgery on a yacht (in a hurricane) and I have spoken to Elvis.

Presently I am the LA correspondent in the forum.

Now lets hear about you. ;)

--Edited because technically "sugery" is not a word.--

ok--this is war--you have stolen my identity and copied all of my achievements.
sugery?? do you mean sugary? or suguaro? or sturgeony?

Brilliant post!
If I could have an imaginary friend, you'd be it!! Oh, wait--you are!!
If you can do any/all of those things and still make people believe you are sane--I'll give you a pass on your psych exam.

There is no profile anyone here could provide that would not pale in comparison (unless they lie like rugs). Maybe--just maybe, some day, if I grow up, I can write something clever, too.

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I was going to post this introduction in "my profile ;) ", however, there wasn't enough room.
Maybe it wll give you guidance in writing your own forum profile, or, more than likely, just provide a place for new members to introduce themselves to the forum. :lol:[/b]

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Hi Mig,

I already had this new category in mind. You were just a little ahead of me. I guess great (or warped?:wacko:) minds think alike. :rolleyes:

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If I could have an imaginary friend, you'd be it!! Oh, wait--you are!![/b]

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I'm your imaginary friend huh? Does that mean I have to sleep on the closet floor with the light on when I visit?

Keep'em Flying

hello all from Myrtle Beach SC.......
I am an inplant from The "Jersey Shore" Toms River. I love to cook Bake, sing, fish, play golf when I can, Bowl when I can, . I have six grandchildren number 7 is on the way.
I hqave been in the airline busniess for 8 years and I love every minute of it. I have been heard saying, I belive I really need to see a doctor and see whay I love the busniess so much."this is during an irop.
you know what I love best? when I have femails kiss me. well 90 % are between the ages of 2-6.......

much blessings

Welcome aboard Frankie!

You may get some grief from Migflanker for posting here rather than starting your own topic... ya know. http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...DIR#>/wink.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (frankie2xs @ Jan 23 2008, 06:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

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hello all from Myrtle Beach SC.......
I am an inplant from The "Jersey Shore" Toms River. I love to cook Bake, ......[/b]

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Frankie, you love to cook and bake.... I like you already http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...DIR#>/cool.gif ..tell me your speciality is chocolate chip with walnut cookies and you&#39;re my new best buddy. http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...DIR#>/wink.gif

Welcome aboard...(2x).....again http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...DIR#>/wink.gif

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..tell me your speciality is chocolate chip with walnut cookies[/b]

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I&#39;m convinced that chocolate chip cookies are divinely inspired. You would defile them with WALNUTS?!

Blasphemous! http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...DIR#>/ohmy.gif

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nonrev1 @ Jan 24 2008, 08:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

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I&#39;m convinced that chocolate chip cookies are divinely inspired. You would defile them with WALNUTS?![/b]

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Are you kidding?????? Walnuts are what makes the cookies healthy and nutritious. I&#39;m off to Mrs Fields&#39;. http://www.nonrev.net/forums/style_e...#>/biggrin.gif