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Why did the chicken cross the road? Here's what the airlines have to say about it
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Air Canada-- Common Sense
Air France-- Because it wanted to see Paris
Alaska Air-- What road? Only snow
America West--It had a plan
American-- There was more room in coach.
It was de-peaking its hub
Ansett-- It was inevitability,
once the fox decided to
raid the chicken coop
Braniff-- Because when you got it, flaunt it
British Air-- Because she fell in love with a
"Beefeater"
Continental-- The news of its crossing has been
greatly exaggerated
Continental (pre 1983)--
Because it was a proud bird with a
golden tail
Delta-- Because chickens love to cross
roads and it shows
Eastern-- Our message to chickens
everywhere is simple,
"Welcome to the barbecue"
Jet Blue-- To see the free TV
Northwest-- Because some chickens just know how
to walk, run and fly.
Pan Am-- In our day, we didn't ask why the
chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough
for us. A chicken was a chicken.
It crossed the road because that
worked to get her to the other side
Qantas-- The chicken wasn't crossing the
road, it was doing the recommended
in-flight workout exercises
Southwest-- Because it had a 22 minute turn-
around
TWA-- There was no alternative
United-- Because the way forward is
sometimes the way back. It may
not seem like the chicken was
going anywhere by crossing the
road, when in fact, it was
US Air-- The question is not, "Why did the
chicken cross the road?" But
rather, "Why it takes 27 vice
presidents to plan the chicken's
route?"[/list]
Groucho Marx Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
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Keep'em flying
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[This message was edited by Migflanker on August 19, 2002 at 12:45 AM.]
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Thanks for the laugh, I'd never seen those before. Here's mine, not at all related to the industry. I posted them on the old forum a long time ago from a joke list I once belonged to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
BILL CLINTON: We categorically deny the chicken did cross the road and any allegations to the contrary by the right-wing extremeists should be postponed until I am out of office.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
OLIVER STONE: The question is not Why did the chicken cross the road? Rather, it is, Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the black man in order to trample him and keep him down!
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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