Very clever (and true!). You missed the fact that Arizonans will park at the furthest end of the parking lot to be under a scraggly tree providing very little shade during the middle of the summer. Oh, and I can pronounce all of those words (Canyon de Chelly is canyon de shay) including Hohokam the correct way. And that oven mitt thing? I've seen people drive with as few fingers as physically possible while waiting for the car to cool down! Maybe I've lived here too long?