You know you're living in Utah when...
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You live on Redwood Road, but there are no Redwood trees, or any trees at all for that matter.
Cars in the slow lane are traveling the fastest; cars in the fast lane are traveling the slowest; and cars in the middle lanes are always trying to exit. http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting/fishing season.
You negotiate prices at garage sales
You think Jell-O is a major food group. http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emotic...on_biggrin.gif
Two of your salad bowls are at neighbor's houses.
You're postive the mountain in the Paramount Pictures logo ( a snow capped mountain with a halo of stars) is Utah's Mount Ben Lomond. (Hey, I live in LA http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emotic...on_biggrin.gif )
You avoid coffee and cigarettes but really love candy and cola. http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emotic...on_biggrin.gif
The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift, (or if you live in St George, a golf cart)
You walk out of Chuck-A-Rama with more food in your pockets than in you stomach.
Every driveway has either a minivan or a pick-up truck http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
and finally you know you're living in Utah, when at least one of your neighbors is from California. http://www.nonrev.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/list]
Keep'em flying
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