You know you're living in Utah when...

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You live on Redwood Road, but there are no Redwood trees, or any trees at all for that matter.

Cars in the slow lane are traveling the fastest; cars in the fast lane are traveling the slowest; and cars in the middle lanes are always trying to exit.

Schools stay open, even if two feet of snow falls overnight, but close for the opening of hunting/fishing season.

You negotiate prices at garage sales

You think Jell-O is a major food group.

Two of your salad bowls are at neighbor's houses.

You're postive the mountain in the Paramount Pictures logo ( a snow capped mountain with a halo of stars) is Utah's Mount Ben Lomond. (Hey, I live in LA )

You avoid coffee and cigarettes but really love candy and cola.

The most popular public transportation system is a ski lift, (or if you live in St George, a golf cart)

You walk out of Chuck-A-Rama with more food in your pockets than in you stomach.

Every driveway has either a minivan or a pick-up truck

and finally you know you're living in Utah, when at least one of your neighbors is from California. [/list]

Keep'em flying