Kentucky Woman (not the song)
IF YOU MARRY A KENTUCKY GIRL ...
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
and put away.
The second man married a woman from North Dakota . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking..
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Kentucky He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when
he pees.
