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    Default Kentucky Woman (not the song)

    IF YOU MARRY A KENTUCKY GIRL ...

    Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
    The first man married a woman from Wisconsin . He told her that she
    was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
    on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
    and put away.

    The second man married a woman from North Dakota . He gave his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking..
    The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
    was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
    were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Kentucky He ordered her to keep the
    house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
    meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
    anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
    some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
    his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
    a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when
    he pees.
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    Hmmm, is this where I should mention that I've been dating a girl from Wisconsin for about 3 and a half years now? :P
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