In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
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In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
- W.C. Fields
“Who is this -moderation- people are telling me to drink with?!”
- anonymous
Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise. :o
- George Carlin
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
- anonymous
“If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.”
- Anonymous gate agent.
FA: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Los Angeles, the local time is 3:45pm.”
PAX: “Is that Central or Pacific?”
“Are we going to see nothing but water the whole flight?”
Question posed to FA, LAX to HNL flight
“A mile of road will take you a mile, a mile of runway will take you anywhere.”
- anonymous
“How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”
- anonymous
"now look what you did, mrs767er, you got Mig all excited"
-spongebue
That's one sad memorable quote. Is that ALL you got, bue?Quote:
Originally Posted by spongebue
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is, you just can't verify that they're real"
-Abraham Lincoln
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
--Miles Kington
The difference between ‘involvement and commitment’ is like a ham and egg breakfast:
The chicken was involved - the pig was committed.
“Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.”
-anonymous
“Unless you are REALLY into art - don’t bother! DULL, boring.”
- anonymous tourist describing the Metropolitan Museum of Art
If I’m climbing a mountain there better be something more than water, cheese sticks and a sandwich at the end of it.
- Mig, Zion NP
Ok, Sponguebue--you're right; I've unleashed a MONSTER. However, Boss is still laughing about the tomato...
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check."
Anonymous
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrs767er
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrs767er
Welcome To The Dark Side
http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/z...o/DSC09864.jpg
A song I heard on a local radio station - backroads of southwest Louisiana.:cool:
Through The Bottom Of the Glass
https://youtu.be/l-sD4PahUME
Unlike the boundaries of the sea by the shorelines, the “ocean of air” laps at the border of every state, city, town and home throughout the world.
- L. Welch Pogue
Motor cut. Forced landing. Hit cow. Cow died. Scared me.
- Dean Smith ( air mail pilot) in telegraph to his chief.
"You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."
Sylar Magician, UK
“Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.”
- Jim Morrison
"RE: software development--good, cheap, fast--pick any two..."
--Anonymous
"Never trust an atom, they make up everything.."
--Anonymous