In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is freedom; in water there is bacteria. ~Benjamin Franklin
Anyone wish to offer one?
mrs767er - NonRev Correspondent - Specialty Travel
Wherever you go, there you are
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
- W.C. Fields
“Who is this -moderation- people are telling me to drink with?!”
- anonymous
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
mrs767er (16-Jul-2015)
Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise.
- George Carlin
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
MRSDS1DONNA (20-Jul-2015)
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
- anonymous
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
“If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.”
- Anonymous gate agent.
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
mrs767er (19-Jul-2015)
FA: “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Los Angeles, the local time is 3:45pm.”
PAX: “Is that Central or Pacific?”
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
“Are we going to see nothing but water the whole flight?”
Question posed to FA, LAX to HNL flight
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
“A mile of road will take you a mile, a mile of runway will take you anywhere.”
- anonymous
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
“How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.”
- anonymous
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Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles
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