Naked and Afraid

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So it came down to this ah? Forget about survival shows, lets just throw it out the window. And oh....by the way......lets throw our cloth out the window too. Give me a fire starter and give her a machete so we can work as a team. Lets walk naked in the 104 F degree sun in the middle of a snake ridden Cambodia somewhere and search for water. And lets sleep in a make shift grass leaf hut that leaks rain water all the time and as we lay there in mud and wet water freezing with our teeth chattering trying to huddle with a former tatooe'd hippie junkie for body warmth. Really? This is what it's come down to? Lets walk in elephant grass waist high among the worlds deadliest serpents in which eventually will have to become dinner because they don't run so fast like a wild boar from your bare feet which is by now looking like it went through a meat grinder. Lets pick the dirty flies off our sweaty bodies and nag and bich at one another because I'm hungry, she's hungry and we both can't catch a hill of beans. Lets settle for a lizard claw the size of a tooth pick I smashed with a rock. Really? It's come down to this? Lets drink some sorry unfiltered water because we can't make a fire to boil it because someone lost the fire starter.....it doesn't matter whom and get a brutal case of Montezuma's revenge. Lets "TAP OUT" because my partner refuses to cooperate when moments before, like on the first day, we were both checking each other's birthday suit out. Suddenly, after 14 days, that birthday suit is looking perty rank. Smelling rank God awful too. Really? It's come down to this? Lets take the gloves off after about the 5th day. Let it all out. Just have a bich all session and cry about it. Lets end up in a hospital after and IF...IF...and I say IFF again.... you have reached the "Extraction point" and stay in there for a month because you have tape worms and any other tropical disease we can think of. I hope there are no NON REVERS into this sort of thing. That's what I call personal physical and mental abuse. I hope they pay them good money for that.

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And then show your mug on national TV. Never mind facebook. Just think, all your high school friends and co-workers can all say......"I SAW YOU ON NAKED AND AFRAID".