Palms, you never cease to amaze me :P

The Onion is a satirical site, so the city name thing was purely a joke.

Having grown up in Minnesota, went to school in Wisconsin, but living in (and loving) Denver now, I'm this weird Vikings/Packers/Broncos hybrid. If any are playing, go them, but if I had to put a ranking, it would probably be Packers first, then Broncos, then Vikings. With all that said, so much money goes into football now that it kind of turns me off from it, so I barely pay any attention.