Ha--it was deleted and a flame war did follow briefly. I just posted it because it's clever, even tho HQ is not SLC. Didn't know that one about Atlanta Champagne tho, Frapos. For real--when I flew Egypt Air in 95, they had little mini cartons of wine splits at the jetway for pax to bring on board. FA chilled our whites but she said she could not serve them herself--fair enough. Of course, in those days, the entire cabin was filled w/smoke...