Thread: Buddies and Nonrev Prayer

Originally Posted by AAPK

no have not seen the "official" prayer..lol. where is it? (ps I thought I was responding to this post, but it went somewhere else....strange)

Don’t worry PK I found it. Posts just wander off sometimes.
Mig

NONREV PRAYER
In the name of the airplane,
and of the gate agent,
and of the lucky nonrev.
Amen

Our nonrev, who art at the gate
jittery be thy name
thy seat will come
thy wait be done
at the airport as it is at gate seven
give us this gate agent their daily chocolate,
and forgive us those who had less seniority
as we forgive those who have outranked against us
and lead us not into the middle seat
but deliver us from getting stuck again.

For thine is the first class,
and the complimentary bubbly,
and the open seats
now and forever

Amen.

I subbed for orange juice...forgive me, Spongebue!