Welcome jbear! My favorite nonrev story isn't mine...it's my wife's. She was pregnant, toting a 4-year old, and returning home from her parents. Had a stop at ABQ, and was the last one off the plane. She stopped to catch her breath, and my son climbed up on her carry on and pulled the fire alarm in the jetway. She was sure I was going to get fired. Lucky for us, a really nice WN gate agent found them first and said "You just go on to wherever you were headed honey...I'll just tell them I didn't see who it was". My wife said the alarm went for about 10 more minutes, with airport cops running down the halls.