Over a beer

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Berry

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance. - P. Johnson/L. McLuke - Cincinnatil Enquirer

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Berry

I've visited Pennsylvania only once. We drove through on a Sunday. The sale of alcohol was prohibited on Sunday, I never went back.