Thread: Humor-Canada

You know you're from Canada when...
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Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

Whenever you hear the word "car", you have to stop yourself from involuntarity reaching back for a hockey net.

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

Cold is relative.

You notice the missing "u"s in labor, honor, color.

Pike is a fish, not a freeway.

You have no idea what is is about "back bacon" that makes Americans think its' Canadian

You measure in litres, kilograms & kilometers, except when you use feet, pounds and gallons.

Donut shops are a lifestyle

You have at least three friends named Gordon

You paricipate in "Participaction"

You know the french equivalent of "free", "prize" and "no sugar" thanks to your extensive eduation in bilingual cereal packaging

And finally a question for Canadians
Since Thanksgiving (Canada) is in October, does that mean you have an extra month for Christmas shopping? [/list]

Keep'em flying