Okay, so I know I've posted this a couple of time over the years but here it is again. Presently its about 16 outside.

Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart
(in Fahrenheit)

60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Chicago people sunbathe.

50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Chicago people plant gardens.

40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Chicago people drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Chicago people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 -
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Chicago people lick the flagpole.

20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Chicago people get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Chicago people rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Chicago people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl