Randy you're definitely going to have to revise this list, Californians haven't shivered uncontrollably since Starbucks started selling cafe mochas on every other corner.
And that business about the Bears; hello... Super Bowl XX, Mike Ditka, Walter Payton, "the Frig" sound familiar? I'm telling you that's the kind of lapse that can lose you ordering privileges at Giordano's.
Trust me Randy, if it's 16 outside, you might want to wear a hat.

Keep'em flying