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    The Night before Christmas-(Non-rev variation)
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    'Twas days before Chisrtmas and there at the gate,
    not a non-rev was stirring, all could but wait.
    All held boarding passes securely in hand,
    hoping against hope they wouldn't have to change plans.

    When out on the tarmac I heard such a clatter,
    I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew in a flash,
    but slipped on spilled coffee and hit my head on the glass.

    When what to my blurring eyes should appear,
    but a blue maintenance truck, decorated with eight tiny reindeer.
    With a driver so handsome so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be a licensed mec-han-ic.

    More rapid than eagles his comrades they came,
    and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name:
    "On, Mikey! On, RJ, On Howie and Quintin!
    On, Comet! On Cupid! On Donder and Blitzen!"

    To the left and the right to the undercarriage they flew,
    in the steady advance of a well-practiced crew.
    They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
    and changed tire and brake then turned with a jerk.

    Then quick as they came, his accomplices they rose,
    "ready to roll Captain" were the words that he chose.
    But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
    Merry Christmas fellow non-revs and have a good flight."[/list]

    with apologies to Clement Clark Moore

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    you are so clever..

    thanks for a great laugh...
    Can I reprint this on my site at interlinerates.com?

    Stopher

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    *deep in thought*
    Sure, as long as I get credit. I wouldn't want anyone thinking some "anonymous" person wrote the piece. BTW, the elves mentioned all are AA mechanics at LAX... will I be a big hit at the Christmas party or what?

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    That was a nice tribute for us mechanic types. I can tell you, it takes a little more than a "jerk" to get a tire and brake on. If they must do a tire and brake change on the line, somebody on the night crew screwed up. (Did this really happen?)

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    (Did this really happen?)[/QUOTE]

    I guess the best way to answer your question is to paraphrase Francis P. Church's famous "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" editorial.

    Yes, 29 Palms, this did happen. This happens a thousand times, nay 10 times 10,000 times a day and will continue to happen as long as there are those individuals that have the willingness and commitment to go that extra mile and take satisfaction in a job well done.

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    NORAD Santa Tracker, for those of you who want to follow Santa's ride this Christmas Eve.

    Thought for the day--
    If it is there and you can see it--It is real.
    If it is there and you cannot see it--It is transparent.
    If it is not there and you can see it--It is virtual.
    If it is not there and you cannot see it--It's GONE!


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    Reposting my Christmas poem, after all there is something to be said for tradition.
    Merry Christmas

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Migflanker @ Dec 8 2004, 06:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    The Night before Christmas-(Non-rev variation)
    • &#39;Twas days before Chisrtmas and there at the gate,
      not a non-rev was stirring, all could but wait.
      All held boarding passes securely in hand,
      hoping against hope they wouldn&#39;t have to change plans.

      When out on the tarmac I heard such a clatter,
      I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
      Away to the window I flew in a flash,
      but slipped on spilled coffee and hit my head on the glass.

      When what to my blurring eyes should appear,
      but a blue maintenance truck, decorated with eight tiny reindeer.
      With a driver so handsome so lively and quick,
      I knew in a moment it must be a licensed mec-han-ic.

      More rapid than eagles his comrades they came,
      and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name:
      "On, Mikey! On, RJ, On Howie and Quintin!
      On, Comet! On Cupid! On Donder and Blitzen!"

      To the left and the right to the undercarriage they flew,
      in the steady advance of a well-practiced crew.
      They spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
      and changed tire and brake then turned with a jerk.

      Then quick as they came, his accomplices they rose,
      "ready to roll Captain" were the words that he chose.
      But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
      Merry Christmas fellow non-revs and have a good flight."


    with apologies to Clement Clark Moore

    Keep&#39;em flying[/b]
    Keep'em Flying

    Migflanker - Senior NonRev Correspondent - Los Angeles

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    Thanks Mig!
    Chris Bagley (Nonrev Network Founder)

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    12 Days of Christmas (sorta) sung by the University of Indiana Men&#39;s a cappella choir.
    12 Days of Christmas

    Santa
    Keep'em Flying

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