Thread: Halloween survival Guide

Still more Halloween tips, because, well, you never know.


Wait until dawn to start looking for vampires

If you have a feeling you'll end up being chased by zombies during the night, put on comfortable running shoes. Because while slow movers , zombies never tire of running.

If someone who seems important tells you NOT to do something, (like oh... "Don't look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself, etc", by all means, listen to him.

Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead. Similarly, do not poke, taunt, insult or otherwise disturb the dead. Trust me, the dead are most unforgiving on this point.

If you are working at an arctic reseach station and find a body frozen in the ice near a crashed spaceship, absolutely, positively do not thaw it out.

Don't fool with matter teleportation technology, particularity if there are flies in the room. BUZZZZZZZ!

Avoid unusually large seed pods.

Never pick up the phone to call for help, because the phone will likely be dead. Besides, monsters, psycho-killers, etc are attracted to people with phones in hand.

If one of your friends makes arrangements for a group of you to go on a wilderness retreat, and once you get there you find out that waste dumping has been going on in the area for years, make sure to stock up on ammo, explosives, and all the weapons you can carry.
Because you're going to need them when the mutated grizzly bear that lives in the woods bursts through your front door trying to eat you.

AND

If an elite military unit, or an agency sponsoring such a unit, arrives and says "we have everything under control", assume they will be wiped out after the first engagement and plan accordingly. (in otherwords-- say a quick hello and start running.


Happy Halloween