I took 2 yrs of Russian language but all I can remember is "I don't speak Russian, where is the library (or Red Square)?" I did learn basic Arabic w/my car cassette player on my long sales routes, only to be greeted by local children with "hey lady--where you from?" I got 8 by the skin of my teeth. Glad I had Swedish and Norwegian BFs waaaay back when...
There were some serious stinkers in that test--great fun!