Thread: "Real" Aviation Quotes

In the old days, we saw a lot of mink coats. Today we see a lot of flip-flops.
–Bette Nash, celebrating 60 years as a flight attendant, article in theWashington Post, November 25, 2017.

The Proud Bird with the Golden Tail
----advertising slogan for X airline *wink*

If you don’t hit anything, then it’s a goodpush.
–ramper doing a push out at LAX- gate 3A

Deregulation will be the greatest thing to happen to the airlines since the jet engine.
--Richard Ferris. CEO United Airlines 1976

Every country has an airline. The world has………
--advertising slogan for X airline *wink*

People… form a line, this isn’t Black Friday at Target
--gate agent, Thanksgiving morning first flight of the day.

If the Wright brothers were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.
--Herb Kelleher, Southwest-June 1994

Something Special in The Air
--advertising slogan for X airline *wink*

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
–Superman costume warning label

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you’re standing now you should have a good view of the seatbelt sign.
--Captain’s announcement while taxiing to the gate

The Wings of Man
--advertising slogan for X airline *wink*

Everything is accomplished through teamwork until something goes wrong, then it’s maintenance.
–anonymous mechanic

We Love To Fly and It Shows
--advertising slogan for X airline *wink*