Awww, I think I need to give you a tour so you can get a better impression of this area. So far I've had no run-ins with the cops, and while there are quite a few (not all) one-way streets downtown, they alternate direction. If you want to turn left, but can only turn right, just go to the next block and make that left turn. It's funny, I'm now actually a lot more comfortable driving in downtown Denver than I am downtown Minneapolis, and I lived in MSP for years!

BTW, I was serious about the tour