Thread: Middle East

Originally Posted by Migflanker

Just for you Donna---

You know you're from Arizona if...

you can say 115 degrees without fainting. Yes!

you notice your car is overheating before you drive it

you think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever. No, just doesn't have a garage.

you think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard. Of course!

hot air ballons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.

you can pronounce the words: Saguaro, Tempe, Gila Bend, Cayon de Chelly and Mogollon Rim. Can't everyone?

you have recurring nightmares about falling Saguaros.

you're obsessed with finding covered parking. I will park 1/2 a mile away to get shade!

you carry (a just in case) comb, tweezers and pliers when you take your dog our for a walk.

you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. Wait, they are supposed to have water?

you've heard about mosquitoes but never actually seen one

your best beach list is all hotel pools.

you can tell the difference between a dog and a coyote even at 1000 yards at midnight I've actually done that while driving.

and finally you know you're from Arizona when your house is made of stucco and styrofoam. Yep and my patio is covered with the stuff too!