The Deadly Sins of Middle Seatmates These are pretty bad, but I have to say, I've suffered through worst, (maybe I'm a magnet for crazy types ) what about you?
My "interesting" list of seatmates.
1. Life of the Party - A bachelor party to Vegas, need I say more. "Party over here!"
2. Barefoot Boy - I was seated in the middle seat, next to a guy who thought the bulkhead wall was the perfect place to rest his yellow toe-nailed feet. ( and yes it was as bad as you think)
3. Harmonic Convergence - I was seated two rows ahead of a little girl who sang, loud and proud, the "ABC alphabet song" over and over and over and over again, until she got it letter P-E-R-F-E-C-T! "-X-Y-& Z, now I know my A - B - C's!"
4. Typing/Texting twit - A little boy directly behind me playing a hand-held electronic game.
And yes noise cancelling headphones do have a limit.
5. Outbreak - My seatmate looked and sounded terrible. She was sick and wanted me to know just how horrible she felt. (Trust me, this woman felt reallllly-realllly bad.)
6. Tray table fetish - Down, up, down, up......dowwwwn........up, down, up, down, up - wait 15 minutes and repeat.
7. 'Let's eat' - I was in the middle seat crunched between a "sumo wrestling tag team". Because the flight was delayed the in-flight drink service was started on the ground, down came the tray tables and out came the sandwiches, they were growing boys. *crunch, crunch, crunch!*
So let's hear your stories.
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