Those are all wrong. The chicken crossed the road because during the chicken fight, one of the chickens lost his blade when the string that tied it to its feet got sliced during the fight. Aware that he had lost his weapon, he commenced to run like hell and flap his wings giving him enough lift to fly over the enclosed ring and on through the seats while everyone was trying to grab him to throw him back into the fight. But this chicken was real good, and really wanted out real bad, and he managed to flap hysterically enough again lifting him aloft to the rafters where he found an opening to fly out of. 100 Filipinos ran outside the arena because they had alot of money riding on this chicken as the chicken sailed through the air and back down on the dirt parking lot outside the COCKPIT ARENA at San Mateo. They all were yelling and screaming chasing the poor chicken all the way to the road. The chicken stopped, looked behind him and saw everyone coming at him. The chicken commenced to cross the road full of JEEPNY'S and TRICYCLES and BUSES, and BICYCLES and MOTORCYCLES in a QUEZON CITY traffic from hell in 100 degree heat. Still, alot better than the 230 degree boiling water he would find himself if he were caught. So the chicken crossed the road thus leaving a trail of chicken you know what and alot of unhappy gamblers with unfinished business. That's why the chicken crossed the road.