Thread: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road????

Why did the chicken cross the road?

An age old question, and one much debated in intellectual circles. Here then, for your enlightenment is the answer to this most intrigruing conundrum as answered by.....airline workers.

AMT-- I don't know, I changed two wings, a beak and removed a bad egg and the silly thing still can't fly.

BA (news release)-- Had a crush on a Beefeater

Chicken-- "I am crossing the road to block traffic as a protest against...(thump)"

F/A-- Who knows, but she did it wearing skates, hauling a beverage cart and selling $3 snack boxes.

Gate agent-- Why does anyone cross a road? I mean why doesn't anyone ever think to ask what the heck this chicken was doing wandering around when her flight was boarding.

Management-- We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of all departments and will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.

Marketing-- the frequent fryer miles

Northwest (news release)-- to run away from the fox, or to chase the worm, or both, it's a food chain after all

Pilot-- Because there was a sign that said "All you can eat for $5".

Part-time ramper-- because it meant travel.

Ramper-- It was caught by a freak gust of wind.

Reservations-- It crossed the road to get back to the coop, which the farmer had moved as part of a cost-cutting plan to stave off bankruptcy and win a goverment loan

Tower--The light was green

TSA-- The chicken had no picture ID. Therefore it was detained and searched in accordance with TSA procedures. We apologize for any embarrassment to the chicken. Questions, call the TSA consumer hotline.

TWA (press release)-- obviously to avoid a bloody encounter with that other chicken walking toward it.


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