I spoke to my wife about our experience getting out of BKK to Nagoya.

She said that the Thai Airways CSRs wanted proof of our next leg from Nagoya to SFO. Umm, flying space available, that really isn't possible. My wife had to track down a United employee to get something printed out to satisfy the CSRs. This is the only time we can recall having to to this.

She also said that we weren't on the plane more than 5 minutes when the door was shut.

Must be nice to be able to recall every friggin' detail. I'm more of a big picture evil genius.