Basic Rules For Driving In Boston

When asking for directions, always ask the person to spell the name of the street since you will not recognize it from their pronunciation. (This rules also applies when driving in New Orleans)

Directions such as turn left, turn right, or go straight are almost always useless since many intersections in Boston have at least five points, none of which go left, right or straight.

The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it.

Learn to swerve abruptly, Boston is the home of slalom driving. Potholes are put in key locations to test your driving reflexes and to keep you on your toes.

Never use turn signals when changing lanes. They only warn other drivers to speed up and not let you in.

If you miss your turn, never plan on circling the block to get back. No two blocks in Boston run parallel.

There are two Hancock buildings

and finally
Never make eye contact with another driver, it revokes your right of way.