A blond and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from L.A. to N.Y. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blond, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and tires to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blond's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blond doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop seaches the net, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blond, and hands her $500.00. The blond says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blond and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blond reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blonds were dumb...

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Keep'em flying