Three guys met in a bar and spent the afternoon drinking and telling stories. Finally as evening approached they realized it was time to go, so they signaled the bartender and told him they wished to settle their tab. The bartender left and returned, saying the bill was $3.00. "Three dollars!", they gasped and one said, "Surely you must be wrong, it has to be more that $3.00. We've been here all afternoon, and must have had 10 beers each!" "That's right" said the bartender, "thirty beers at ten cents each, that's $3.00". The men were amazed that the beer was so cheap, but the bartender explained, "you see, I won the lottery and I wanted to open a bar where folks could come and drink for a reasonable price and have fun. So I use my lottery winnings to subsidize the cost. That's why drinks are so cheap!" The men nodded, but one man pointed out, "Those two guys over there, they've been here for two hours and they haven't had anything to drink, what's going on?" "Oh those guys" the bartender replied, "they're airline pilots, and they're waiting for happy hour!"

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