Thread: Money saving tips for the airlines-Humor

Money saving tips to help even the most in debt airline fly into profitabilty.

Abolish all carry on luggage, instead sell a new class of ticket called "Elevated sleeping compartments."

Replace courtesy shuttles with bikes and skateboards

Replace expensive hydraulic jet bridges with cost effective rope bridges

Instead of giving out tiny bags of pretzels, buy one of those huge bags of pretzels from Sam's Club and pass it back.

Pax who bring their own on board meals are charged a new "setup/napkin fee".

Replace satellite TV and in-flight movies with flight crews' home movies.

Parachute passengers into airports, thereby avoiding costly landing fees.

and finally
replace expensive company in-flight magazines with magazines "borrowed" from unsuspecting dental offices.[/list]Inspiration provided by the Pittsburgh Tech News

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Keep'em flying