1 - The 4 forces of flight are:
- Morning & Evening peak flights rise far faster than other times, enabling better scheduling. This is due to the high amount of hot air emanating from the First and Business class cabins.
- Air Force
- Geriatric FA's - they indeed can force anything on anyone. Know every trick in the book.
- The Jedi. Every time you walk into an airport these days, the words "May the force be with you" ring true.

2 - There are 20 Wheels on a 747.
16 on the main bogies, 2 on the front strut and 2 in the cockpit. The wheel on the Captain's toy fire truck he pushes around the cockpit floor, and the wheel on the "wannabe a 4 striper right-seater fly-boy" Microsoft Flight Simulator joystick.

3 - ZED is Zone Employee Discount, which is rather appropriate as it's what 91.34% of non-revvers do in airport waiting lounges while waiting between missed flts. Catch some Zeds.

4 - Isn't AA still nothing more than a crop dusting company??? Was this a trick question?

5 - The panels opening up is the bar unit opening up for the rampers.

6 - De-Icing is what happens 20 minutes out from SFO on the 14 hour long haul to SYD. "I'm sorry honey, we've run out of ice".

7 - Dryness of the cabin can be determined by the wheezing of your fellow pax as the 0.00056% of fresh air that airlines now allow into the cabin (it saves money you know) reaches someone after continually breathing the same crap you breathed 8 hours ago.

8 - You know, I just can't think of anything for this. I think a better question would have been who has a singular spoke in Dallas.

9 - You split the each D3 into a D1.5 giving you four. You then double each D1.5 giving you 12. Your 8 family members can go half the distance they could have on a D3, but you can go alllll the way as you have 4 D1.5's left.

10 - I've never seen a bored pig in my life - you ever heard of the expression "like a pig in mud" ??