1 - Has to be the old Aeroflot internal division (Aeroflot Siberia).

2 - Air Ghana, Air Ivorie, AfricaOne or any of those Western African carriers.

3 - Hooters Air

4 - Ansett Australia - they haven't had a complaint in over 2 years now.

5 - IOM Airlines. (Isle of Man)

6 - Any U.S. carrier with it's geriatric crew. Just look at them in hour 11 of a super long haul trans-pac, trans-at and you will know the saying is true.

7 - Can't think of any retort for this one.

8 - The old internal division of Aeroflot (Aeroflot Novoroasigorbad)

9 - Well, I mean to say, duh ! Any airline, unless you want to sprout wings.

10 - In my part of the world it was TAA.

11 - Oh too easy - "Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye, here I go, cheerio, on my way"

12 - So the paramedics know where to apply the defibrillator when Herb has one Wild Turkey too many.