More totally useless stuff for you to know
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories.
(This number is an average, individual results may vary)

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
(and you can't get any of them from an ATM)

A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.
(quack-quack)

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards.
(Or so we are lead to believe )

The word "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms that are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
(interesting)

The average American eats 2 donuts a day.
(Someone is obviously eating a lot of my donuts...Randy!)

Surveys show 3 out fo 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
(Hmmmm)

Every year in the fall, Niagara Falls is shut down for 24 hours. The flow is diverted using a massive series of pipes built in 1895.
(Don't say it, just included to see if you're paying attention. )

On average, a 4-year-old asks 492 questions a day.
(and usually they are sitting right behind me)

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel "Gadsy" with over 50,000 words, none of which contained the letter "e".
(Obviously Ernest Vincent didn't sign his book )[/list]

-Unbelievably, a goldfish can kill a gorilla. However, it does require a substantial element of surprise
--- George Carlin

Hope this brought a smile

Keep'em flying