Thread: Home Remedies-humor

Handy household hints and timesavers
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1-- If you're chocking on an ice cube don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiing water down your throat and presto-- the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2-- Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3-- For high blood pressure suffers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your viens. Just remember to use a timer.

4-- A mouse trap placed on your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

5-- Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to what you want to look at.

6-- (For you sci-fi fans) Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning; having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

7-- Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you'll forget about the tooth ache.[/list]


Sometimes we just have to remember what the rules of life really are...

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Edited ( as usual) for spelling and stuff

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