Thread: Y the Chicken Crossed the Road-NonRev Edition- Vol #2

It’s time once again for another edition of - Why the chicken crossed the road (Non-Rev Edition)
A list of some of our more classic responses as well as a few new “would-be responses” from some of our NonRev Forum members
Enjoy

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

AA mechanic (LAX)-- because her parking lot was destroyed to make way for a new runway.

AAZED--(ZED correspondent)-- The chicken has crossed the road hundreds of times at three different levels, (high, medium, low) all in the blink of an eye.

Admin-- To set up a new website.

AMT-- I don't know, I changed two wings, a beak and removed a bad egg and the silly thing still can't fly.
　
B767 Capt.-- She uses the buddy system. Been doing it without a problem for well over 30 years.

BRITISK (London Correspondent)-- She had a crush on a Beefeater

Chicken-- "I’m crossing because I felt like it okay? I gotta explain my every move?

ColoAvs19-- That chicken steadfastly refused to cross the road until the agent gave back her flight coupon. Good thing too, that coupon not only allowed her to cross the road without toll, but allowed her to travel in the HOV lanes.

Customer Service Agent-- I saw the chicken, there was a weather delay, she was quite impatient. I had her sit down, but when I left to get her a glass of water, she flew the coop.

F/A-- Who knows, but she did it wearing heels, hauling a beverage cart and selling $4.49 snack boxes.

Gate agent-- Why does anyone cross a road? I mean why doesn't anyone ever think to ask what the heck this chicken was doing wandering around when her flight was boarding.

Flaasher-- To grab a pint or two. Cheers!

Geriatrix--I don‘t know, in my day chickens never used to go running around in the roads.

Jbear-- The chicken's motivations aren’t my concern. Getting it across the road is.
　
Jumper (Seattle Correspondent)-- Well I talked to the chicken, she was concerned that her WorldPerk’s miles had expired with the Delta merger. But once I assured her that her new Delta SkyMiles account was all in order, she booked a First class ticket to Paris. Call lasted maybe 3 minutes total.

Management-- We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of all departments and will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.

Marketing-- the frequent fryer miles

Mrs767er (Specialty Correspondent)-- because she got this terrific deal on luxury link. A 5 night package that included a luxurious coop with oversized terrace, yoga classes on the beach and a detoxifying herbal steam sauna with eucalyptus oils. The poor thing just needed a break.

Migflanker (Los Angles Correspondent)-- You want me to tell you why the chicken crossed the road? Business hours are from 9 to 5, all major credit cards accepted.

MRSDS1DONNA (Arizona Correspondent)-- the chicken made the mistake of trying to cross the road in the middle of the day. It’s hot in Arizona in June, the chicken ended up running in circles all over the road trying to flag down cars. Ended up with heat stroke in Phoenix General, should be much better in a couple of days.

Northwest--She was pushed

Nick (Singapore Correspondent)-- It was economic necessity. It's where the job was.

NonRev Forum Guest--- It didn't........she wasn't logged in!

Pago Flyer-- She wanted to see Chile but changed her mind and went to AMS instead.

Pilot-- Because there was a sign that said "All you can eat for $5".

Part-time ramper-- because it meant travel.

Ramper-- It was a freak gust of wind.

Snorkelmommato2-- She was mumbling to herself, something about a little getaway. She circled the block a couple of times and came back a lot happier.

Spongebue (Midwest Region Correspondent) --For the fun of course. That chicken was chirping and laughing all the way.

Tower-- The light was green.
　
29Palms--- I remember this one time I was at LIM waiting for my flight. The airport had a nice restaurant upstairs that served excellent food and beer with a smoking lounge.
I was kicking back drinking my beer and puffing on my cigar when I looked out across the field and saw a chicken crossing the road- where it was going I don’t know -
All I know is that I saw the chicken and that the flight over the Andes is great.
　
TSA-- The chicken had no picture ID. Therefore it was detained and searched in accordance with TSA procedures. We apologize for any embarrassment to the chicken. Questions, call the TSA consumer hotline.

Vulindlela (Indianapolis Correspondent)-- The chicken crossed the road quickly without any problems. In fact it marveled at how easy it was, considering all the talk about there being a “Vegas black hole” half way across.