Worst souvenir I bought, and I fell for that one just like all Marines do in a far off land called SOUTH KOREA. Performing the yearlyTeam Spirit excercises, every Marine must go through the experience at least once to buy the infamous ROLEX WATCH! Let me tell you. You aint getting no rolex watch for TEN BUCKS and expect it to be real right? Well, that's all fine and dandy, but what I didn't expect was that the hour hand wouldn't make it back to Guam in the five days sailing. I laid the watch on my night stand and the vibration of the engine said "rattle rattle rattle" all night, and day long, and before I knew it, the hand came off. A pretty fake rolex gone berserk in less than a week. Didn't even get a chance to wear it and show it off.

BALI BAGS are like duffle bags, for shoppers in Bali, needing a cheap way to bring their souvenirs home, but these duffle bags litterally FALL APART. The zipper goes first, then soon, the bag rips apart. Real crap.

I bought some OKINAWAN SAKI and boy, when I took it back to the ship, and had a shot of it on my way back to Guam, it tasted like rubbing alcohol. The nastiest taste ever! I bought it just because it had OKINAWA SAKI on the lable. I gave a bottle of it to my friend on Saipan with fare warning. When I came back to Saipan, he informed me that it was the nastiest tasting saki he had ever had, and that it tasted like.....RUBBING ALCHOHOL!

Some of the leather wallets I picked up in transit though the Suez Canal, looked like it still had blood stain in it that hadn't quite been removed, it was stained in red color when you opened up the inside of the wallet where the money goes. Kind of like they killed the animal quick to sell the hide product.

I picked up an ashtray in Acapulco Mexico, made of ceramic, not even painted, just looks like clay actually, with the name of the restaurant. It was given to me as a souvenir, I still use it in my man cave (my garage) where I can smoke my cigars and watch football or tv. Just to use as an ashtray, its only good for that, nothing else. Garbage, but its functional and I've had it for years now.