Still more wacky travel questions (Cruise)


“Does the ship dock in the middle of town?”


“Does the sun always rise on the left side of the ship?”


“Is trap shooting held outside?”


“How do we know which photos are ours?”


“What time is the 2 o’clock tour?”


“Is the island surrounded by water?”


And


Pax to room steward: “Did someone die in my room, because I think there’s a ghost in my wardrobe.”
After an investigation it was determined that the noise was caused by the ship’s movement. The ship’s turns made the hangers in the wardrobe clang together.
There were no ghosts. *wink*